1 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,674 - I feel so bad stealing all this from work. 2 00:00:06,758 --> 00:00:08,926 - Cary, that's the point of having a shitty job. 3 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:10,428 It's the tradeoff. 4 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,346 - Wait, is that full salt and pepper shakers? 5 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:14,807 - Yes. - Okay, yas! 6 00:00:14,891 --> 00:00:16,517 I love a park day! 7 00:00:16,601 --> 00:00:19,020 Oh, and there is someone I want you to meet. 8 00:00:19,145 --> 00:00:20,855 - Yo. - This is Lance. 9 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,124 - How you doing? - Hey. Cary. Hey. 10 00:00:22,148 --> 00:00:23,399 - How you doing? - Hi. Curtis. 11 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,693 - Isn't he insane? His body is so hot, 12 00:00:25,777 --> 00:00:28,237 I actually insist on having sex every 14 minutes. 13 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,340 Otherwise, I stop being able to concentrate properly. 14 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,449 - Yeah. It's dope but exhausting. 15 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,035 - Well, sit. Have some wine. 16 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:36,162 We have plenty of glasses. Almost 30. 17 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,289 - Oh, no, I can't. I got work later. 18 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,541 - Wait, I thought Brooke said you work at Foot Locker. 19 00:00:40,625 --> 00:00:42,752 I feel like you could show up tipsy for that. 20 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:45,546 - Nah, anything I do, I like to do 100%. 21 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:47,757 It wouldn't be fair if I didn't bring them my A game. 22 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:51,135 - God, how is he not People's Sexiest Man Alive? 23 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:53,346 - [laughs] Anyway, what I need is coffee. 24 00:00:53,429 --> 00:00:54,972 - Oh. Um, I actually have that too. 25 00:00:55,056 --> 00:00:56,224 [grunts] 26 00:00:56,349 --> 00:00:57,618 - You took the espresso machine? 27 00:00:57,642 --> 00:00:59,519 - Yeah. - Oh, hell yeah, Curtis! 28 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:01,687 [laughter] - Wait, what was that? 29 00:01:01,771 --> 00:01:03,606 - What was that that you just did? 30 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,565 - What, you guys never dabbed before? 31 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:07,485 [yells] - Oh, my God, I love it. 32 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,612 - Like this? - It's, like, for celebrations. 33 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:10,738 [yells] 34 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:12,365 You can even double it up sometimes. 35 00:01:12,448 --> 00:01:13,991 Let's go! Let's go! - Double dab. Okay. 36 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:15,535 - That looks good. [laughter] 37 00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:19,163 [sirens wailing] 38 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,706 [keyboard clicking] - "Hey, girlie. 39 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:21,916 "Where are you? 40 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:24,043 "Just trying to close that director loop 41 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:26,212 and get an Academy Award, LOL." 42 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:27,505 [phone chimes] 43 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:30,758 "Just been quite a while, girlie. 44 00:01:30,842 --> 00:01:32,677 Not sure if these are going through." 45 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,052 [phone chimes] 46 00:01:34,137 --> 00:01:36,597 "At least let me know if these are going through." 47 00:01:36,681 --> 00:01:37,640 Uh, "At my BF's. 48 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,766 Not sure how good reception is." 49 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:41,018 [phone chimes] 50 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:42,979 [alarm blaring] 51 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:44,814 Oh, shit. 52 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:46,232 What happened there? 53 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:48,276 - ? I-I-I'm a w... ? 54 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:49,944 [thunderclap] 55 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:52,572 - [shuddering] - [snoring] 56 00:01:52,655 --> 00:01:54,282 [phone line beeps] - Hey, Mac. 57 00:01:54,365 --> 00:01:56,033 Sorry, know I'm reaching out a tonsies. 58 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:59,620 [laughs] Just eager to close the loop on this director 59 00:01:59,704 --> 00:02:03,082 and get that Oscar before "WindWeaver" season two. 60 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:05,043 [chuckles] Yas! 61 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:06,794 So please, just call me back. 62 00:02:06,878 --> 00:02:08,754 [line beeps] Hey, Cary again. 63 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,132 Truly sorry to bug you in the Hampties, my girl, 64 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:12,884 but it actually has been 65 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:15,087 such a weird amount of time since I've heard from you. 66 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:17,847 Like, so long, I don't think I'm the crazy one. 67 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:20,475 [laughs] Anyway, please call me back. 68 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:22,018 My boyfriend works days, so I'm just 69 00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:24,103 hanging at his house, free whenev... 70 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:26,898 I mean, this is just outrageous now, no? 71 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:30,026 Like, please, call me back, Mackenzie. 72 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:32,360 - [snoring] - I've lost all track of time, 73 00:02:32,487 --> 00:02:35,073 and I'm worried something might be wrong. 74 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:37,324 But I called every hospital, 75 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:38,993 and there's no Mackenzie at any, 76 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:41,954 so at least just let me know you're still alive. 77 00:02:42,038 --> 00:02:43,372 [whimpering] Please? 78 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,124 Mackenzie! 79 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:46,876 Mackenzie! 80 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:48,669 Mackenzie! 81 00:02:48,795 --> 00:02:51,672 - [humming] - Oh, those are pretty. 82 00:02:51,756 --> 00:02:53,466 - Yeah. Should brighten up the place. 83 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:56,594 - Oh, hey, have you talked to Cary and Brooke yet? 84 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,554 Give them the bad news? 85 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,723 - No, I keep putting it off. 86 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,308 But I do think I'll start with Cary. 87 00:03:02,392 --> 00:03:04,060 - That's smart. He's way less scary. 88 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:06,020 - I just hope he takes it okay. 89 00:03:06,145 --> 00:03:08,231 I know how important this movie is to him, 90 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:09,583 and now I'm pulling the funding? 91 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:10,817 - Patricia, he'll get it. 92 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:12,527 How much could he care about one movie? 93 00:03:12,652 --> 00:03:15,738 - Okay, this is actually hurtful now, Mackenzie. 94 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:18,324 Like, I am wasting away over here. 95 00:03:18,408 --> 00:03:21,536 And I don't know if this is how you treat other clients, 96 00:03:21,661 --> 00:03:22,745 but this is not okay. 97 00:03:22,829 --> 00:03:23,913 I'm sick of beans! 98 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:24,958 Like, this is not okay. 99 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:26,624 Ow! Ow! Fuck! 100 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:27,542 Ahh! 101 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:28,918 And why isn't Lucas back yet? 102 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:29,919 Where is Lucas? 103 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:31,379 Okay, Mac. 104 00:03:31,462 --> 00:03:32,981 If this is how you want to play things, 105 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:35,550 if this is how you choose to do business, 106 00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:38,428 you have left me no choice but to come to you. 107 00:03:38,553 --> 00:03:39,887 [chuckles] That's right. 108 00:03:39,971 --> 00:03:42,473 I googled your last name plus Hamptons, 109 00:03:42,557 --> 00:03:44,559 found your home address... - Turn right. 110 00:03:44,684 --> 00:03:48,688 - And guess what... I am now on your street. 111 00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:51,566 I bet you didn't count on this, did you, Mackie? 112 00:03:51,691 --> 00:03:53,359 But this is who you've made me. 113 00:03:53,443 --> 00:03:55,945 This is who I am now 'cause of you. 114 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:58,072 - You have arrived. - So buckle up, girl. 115 00:03:58,156 --> 00:03:59,490 'Cause I'm here for answers. 116 00:03:59,574 --> 00:04:01,576 But more than that, I'm here to hand you 117 00:04:01,701 --> 00:04:05,288 something very important... Your own ass. 118 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:07,582 [chuckles] 119 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:09,917 - Remember me, Mac? 120 00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:11,711 From 1 billion years ago? 121 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:14,505 [grunts] Where is she? Come on. 122 00:04:14,589 --> 00:04:16,923 [phone ringing] 123 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:20,428 Not now, Mom. I'm trying to get a movie made. 124 00:04:20,511 --> 00:04:23,639 God, she is gonna be so humiliated. 125 00:04:23,765 --> 00:04:24,766 Mac! 126 00:04:24,849 --> 00:04:27,060 Come out, come out, wherever you are! 127 00:04:27,143 --> 00:04:28,603 I can see movement in there. 128 00:04:28,728 --> 00:04:30,480 I know you're in there. Mac! 129 00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:31,856 - Cary? - I saw you... 130 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,608 - What's wrong? What are you doing here? 131 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:36,611 - So you are alive! [laughs] 132 00:04:36,694 --> 00:04:38,446 Do you know how long I've been trying 133 00:04:38,571 --> 00:04:39,614 to get in touch with you? 134 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:41,699 Jesus fucking Christ! 135 00:04:41,783 --> 00:04:43,993 - What? - We need to attach a director 136 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:45,827 so I can win an Oscar, but you haven't 137 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,872 gotten back to me in, what, years? 138 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,458 - Wait. This is about the director? 139 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:52,752 - Yes, dude! Remember? 140 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:56,214 You said you would hurry to attach one in that meeting, 141 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:57,673 and then you fully ghosted me! 142 00:04:57,799 --> 00:05:00,093 I've been calling hospitals looking for you. 143 00:05:00,176 --> 00:05:01,636 I legit thought you were dead! 144 00:05:01,719 --> 00:05:03,262 That's how long it's been. 145 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:06,140 - Cary... 146 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:09,519 that meeting was yesterday. 147 00:05:09,644 --> 00:05:11,020 - What? - Yeah. 148 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:12,605 It was Friday morning. 149 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:13,981 It's Saturday night. 150 00:05:14,107 --> 00:05:16,359 It's been 36 hours. 151 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:22,365 - Well, it certainly felt like a lot longer. 152 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:25,326 Did it not snow either? - Snow? What? 153 00:05:25,410 --> 00:05:27,120 - But regardless, you still could have 154 00:05:27,203 --> 00:05:28,496 called me back a lot sooner. 155 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:30,665 Did you really not see me call at all? 156 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:33,167 - No, I don't always check my phone on the weekend. 157 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:34,502 I have a life. 158 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:35,938 - Yeah, that's been made pretty clear. 159 00:05:35,962 --> 00:05:37,588 - Excuse me? - You are, like, 160 00:05:37,672 --> 00:05:39,966 always in the Hamptons... Truly always. 161 00:05:40,049 --> 00:05:41,801 Like, how am I supposed to win an Oscar, 162 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:43,594 or frankly do anything in this business, 163 00:05:43,678 --> 00:05:45,572 if my agent is always in the Hamptons, hanging out? 164 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:48,725 - Are you fucking kidding me? 165 00:05:48,808 --> 00:05:49,892 - What? 166 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,645 - Are you fucking kidding me right now? 167 00:05:52,729 --> 00:05:55,940 How fucking dare you come here and talk to me like this? 168 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:58,901 You do not get to come to my fucking home 169 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,653 in the middle of the goddamn night 170 00:06:00,737 --> 00:06:02,029 and yell at me. - I... 171 00:06:02,113 --> 00:06:04,615 - A, I'm a goddamn fucking grown woman, 172 00:06:04,699 --> 00:06:06,367 and you will not speak to me like this. 173 00:06:06,492 --> 00:06:08,494 Do you understand? - I was... I just... 174 00:06:08,578 --> 00:06:11,497 - And B, I'm always in the Hamptons? 175 00:06:11,581 --> 00:06:14,167 - I mean, are you not always? 176 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:16,669 Like, factually speaking... - Here's a question. 177 00:06:16,753 --> 00:06:19,630 How do you even know that I've been in the Hamptons? 178 00:06:19,714 --> 00:06:21,674 Like, how do you know? 179 00:06:21,758 --> 00:06:23,885 - Uh... - Because I call you 180 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:26,095 and I email you and I Zoom you from here, 181 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:29,474 nonstop, to tell you I got you something 182 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,726 or to give you feedback on something 183 00:06:31,809 --> 00:06:36,522 or to game out how to win you a fucking Oscar now. 184 00:06:36,606 --> 00:06:39,067 Like, do you even know the crazy shit 185 00:06:39,192 --> 00:06:41,110 that you have asked me to make happen this year? 186 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:45,323 And I haven't blinked a fucking eye! 187 00:06:45,406 --> 00:06:47,617 Look at your career! It's insane! 188 00:06:47,742 --> 00:06:50,995 So no, I have not been bad or slow at all. 189 00:06:51,079 --> 00:06:53,039 At fucking all! 190 00:06:53,122 --> 00:06:55,541 Period! End of story! 191 00:06:55,625 --> 00:06:57,061 - Hey, is everything okay? I heard yelling. 192 00:06:57,085 --> 00:06:59,504 - Yes. It's just a client. It's fine. 193 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,089 - Oh, yeah. The WindWeaver? 194 00:07:01,172 --> 00:07:04,217 - Yep. Yep, that's him. Thank you. It's fine. 195 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 196 00:07:13,101 --> 00:07:16,270 This is my brother's house, so... 197 00:07:16,354 --> 00:07:17,605 - Oh. 198 00:07:17,730 --> 00:07:22,193 I... I didn't... Sorry, I didn't, um... 199 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:25,071 And I... I... I do know you've been working. 200 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:27,490 I just didn't, uh... 201 00:07:29,575 --> 00:07:31,411 I'm sorry I came here. 202 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:33,162 Uh, I'm... I'm gonna go. 203 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:35,665 I'll just... I'm gonna catch the next jitney home. 204 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:36,749 - It's 2:00. 205 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:38,835 There are no next jitneys. 206 00:07:40,378 --> 00:07:41,587 - Right. Uh, that's okay. 207 00:07:41,671 --> 00:07:43,297 I'm just gonna, uh... - [clears throat] 208 00:07:43,381 --> 00:07:47,009 Give me a second. 209 00:07:47,093 --> 00:07:50,138 [thunder rumbling] 210 00:07:54,142 --> 00:07:56,936 [clears throat] You can stay here tonight. 211 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:59,105 - No, no. That... I... that would be insane. 212 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:03,067 - Cary, I'm not gonna not let you have a place to stay. 213 00:08:03,151 --> 00:08:05,528 I have to drive to the city in the morning. 214 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:08,156 I will give you a ride. It's fine. 215 00:08:08,239 --> 00:08:11,659 Cary, it's fine. 216 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:17,498 - Sorry. - Yep. 217 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:20,835 [indistinct chatter] 218 00:08:26,174 --> 00:08:28,051 - No, please don't put me on hold. 219 00:08:28,176 --> 00:08:29,844 Yeah, I spoke to somebody earlier, 220 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:31,527 and they said that wouldn't be a problem. 221 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:32,679 - This is Cary. 222 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:35,015 Cary, my friend Jen. - Hi. 223 00:08:37,185 --> 00:08:38,436 - Yes, I'll hold. 224 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:41,731 [thunder rumbling] 225 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:46,194 - Uh, you're gonna be in that bedroom. 226 00:08:46,277 --> 00:08:48,905 The, um, bed's a little firm, but it's a trundle, 227 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:50,507 so you just pull out the one below it, 228 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:52,075 it's better. - Oh, firm's fine. 229 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,952 - I'm just gonna get you a sheet and a towel and stuff. 230 00:08:55,036 --> 00:08:57,497 Let's see what we have. 231 00:08:57,580 --> 00:09:00,083 Of course, this isn't gonna match. 232 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:01,501 God. 233 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,378 All right, no fitted sheet. 234 00:09:03,503 --> 00:09:05,129 Probably no pillowcases. 235 00:09:05,213 --> 00:09:06,631 What... 236 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:11,636 [clears throat] It won't be tonight. 237 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:14,055 - I'm... I really can go. I should... 238 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:15,973 - Also, um, I'm gonna do a load of laundry, 239 00:09:16,057 --> 00:09:17,975 and your clothes are caked in mud. 240 00:09:18,059 --> 00:09:19,852 So why don't you just leave them outside, 241 00:09:19,936 --> 00:09:21,813 and I'll put them in too. 242 00:09:21,896 --> 00:09:24,649 - Okay. I'm, uh, sorry about your... 243 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,484 - Thank you. Thanks. 244 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,945 Yeah. It has not been fun. 245 00:09:31,489 --> 00:09:34,784 [thunder rumbling] 246 00:09:45,837 --> 00:09:49,048 - [sobbing] 247 00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:15,742 [seagulls crying] 248 00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:18,429 - [squeals] I'm so excited. 249 00:11:18,513 --> 00:11:20,223 I've never been to the Tonys before. 250 00:11:20,348 --> 00:11:21,474 - It's the Peabodys. - Right. 251 00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:22,517 [phone ringing] 252 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,310 Shh. It's Cary. 253 00:11:24,394 --> 00:11:26,437 God, I'm so nervous. 254 00:11:26,521 --> 00:11:28,272 Hi, honey. How's it going? 255 00:11:28,356 --> 00:11:30,900 - Hey. Sorry I missed you, uh, before. 256 00:11:31,025 --> 00:11:32,693 Um, not sure why you were calling. 257 00:11:32,777 --> 00:11:36,030 But, um, I was, uh... 258 00:11:36,155 --> 00:11:40,535 I was thinking, and I actually don't need funding 259 00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:43,204 for the, uh, movie anymore. 260 00:11:43,329 --> 00:11:45,206 - Wait, really? 261 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:46,541 - Um, yeah. Yeah. 262 00:11:46,624 --> 00:11:49,544 I just had a tough couple days and a weird night, 263 00:11:49,669 --> 00:11:52,130 and... and I think I... 264 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:54,674 I think I just need to talk to my agent 265 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,385 and get out of it altogether. 266 00:11:57,468 --> 00:11:58,636 - Is everything okay? 267 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,054 - Yeah. Yeah, 268 00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:01,639 I just... I'm out in the Hamptons. 269 00:12:01,723 --> 00:12:05,059 I'm actually, uh... 270 00:12:05,143 --> 00:12:08,479 pretty close to where Curtis does his birthday. 271 00:12:08,563 --> 00:12:12,066 So I think I might just try to spend the week with him, 272 00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:14,569 if he'll have me, instead of trying 273 00:12:14,694 --> 00:12:17,405 to cram something else in real quick before "WindWeaver." 274 00:12:17,488 --> 00:12:21,075 - Well, we'll always remember this as your decision. 275 00:12:21,159 --> 00:12:22,720 - All right. Love you, Mom. I'll talk to you later. 276 00:12:22,744 --> 00:12:24,245 - Okay. Bye. - [laughs] 277 00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:25,913 Gay people think they're so smart, 278 00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:27,498 but he had no idea. 279 00:12:27,582 --> 00:12:30,752 - Yay! Now all that's left is Brooke. 280 00:12:30,877 --> 00:12:32,754 [sighs] - Oh, shit. 281 00:12:32,837 --> 00:12:34,422 [dishes clatter] 282 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,343 - Hey. - Hey. 283 00:12:39,427 --> 00:12:40,511 - How'd you sleep? 284 00:12:40,595 --> 00:12:41,721 - Good, thanks. 285 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,723 Um, is Mac awake, or... 286 00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,767 - Uh, yeah. She's in with our mom. 287 00:12:45,850 --> 00:12:48,227 I'm actually gonna drive you back, if that's okay. 288 00:12:48,311 --> 00:12:50,104 - Yeah. Yeah, I'll just, um... 289 00:12:50,188 --> 00:12:51,832 I'll talk to her later, and I actually, uh... 290 00:12:51,856 --> 00:12:54,609 I just need to go somewhere a little closer, if that's... 291 00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:57,028 - Whoa, whoa. Holy shit. 292 00:12:57,111 --> 00:12:58,571 Is that that actor? 293 00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,281 - Oh, my God. 294 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:02,450 - Now getting word famous method actor 295 00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:05,495 Lucas Lambert Moy spotted stumbling naked 296 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,830 along Route 17 this morning. - What the fuck? 297 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,332 - I'm sorry. Do... do you know him? 298 00:13:09,457 --> 00:13:11,626 - [sighs] Yeah. He might be my, uh, boyfriend. 299 00:13:11,709 --> 00:13:13,169 - Neighbors say Moy, who wrapped 300 00:13:13,294 --> 00:13:14,796 his most recent film yesterday 301 00:13:14,879 --> 00:13:17,131 and does not yet have another one lined up, 302 00:13:17,215 --> 00:13:19,217 seemed disoriented and afraid. 303 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:21,386 - We were just driving, and we saw him like that. 304 00:13:21,469 --> 00:13:23,137 You know who that is? That's, uh... 305 00:13:23,221 --> 00:13:24,615 It seemed like maybe he had been in character 306 00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:26,474 for so long, he forgot who he was. 307 00:13:26,599 --> 00:13:28,359 - This is pathetic. - So I called the sheriff 308 00:13:28,476 --> 00:13:30,311 to see if he had some family the area. 309 00:13:30,395 --> 00:13:32,289 I mean, he must have come up here for some reason. 310 00:13:32,313 --> 00:13:33,791 - [with Australian accent] Thanks, mate. 311 00:13:33,815 --> 00:13:36,526 Wait, why the heck am I talking so funny? 312 00:13:36,651 --> 00:13:38,945 - Whoa, he's been Australian this whole time? 313 00:13:39,028 --> 00:13:40,238 No wonder he books. 314 00:13:40,321 --> 00:13:41,948 - I'm sorry, you didn't know that? 315 00:13:42,031 --> 00:13:43,300 How long have you two been together? 316 00:13:43,324 --> 00:13:44,604 - Oh, I don't really want to say. 317 00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:46,160 Um, and I... 318 00:13:46,244 --> 00:13:48,329 I actually think we might break up soon. 319 00:13:48,454 --> 00:13:49,497 [brakes squeal] 320 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,541 - Lucas, my baby! 321 00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:53,376 It's your mother! 322 00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:55,837 - Lucas, my baby! It's your husband! 323 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,839 - Yeah, we're done. 324 00:13:57,964 --> 00:13:59,173 Let's go. 325 00:14:03,845 --> 00:14:05,471 It's right here on the left. 326 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:10,685 Thank you so much for the ride. 327 00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:12,061 - You got it. 328 00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:15,356 [indistinct chatter] 329 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:22,280 - [sighs] 330 00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:28,911 - Oh, my God. 331 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,246 Cary... - I... I'm not here 332 00:14:30,371 --> 00:14:31,706 to be weird, I swear. 333 00:14:31,789 --> 00:14:35,043 I just, uh... could we, uh... 334 00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:39,338 Could we talk somewhere in private? 335 00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:48,765 God, this house is so pretty. 336 00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:50,725 - I know. 337 00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:52,226 So sad she's a Republican. 338 00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:53,631 - Wait, did she charge you again? 339 00:14:53,686 --> 00:14:56,147 - Yup, and added, like, a laundry fee 340 00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:57,815 'cause I think she just assumes 341 00:14:57,899 --> 00:14:59,525 we're doing anal on all of her beds. 342 00:14:59,609 --> 00:15:01,402 - Mm. - Which... 343 00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:03,279 - [laughs] 344 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:08,868 - So, uh, congrats on the Oscar buzz. 345 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,536 When do you shoot? 346 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,413 Like, now? 347 00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:14,457 - Well, that was the plan, yes. 348 00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:18,169 But I'm... I'm not gonna do that anymore. 349 00:15:19,629 --> 00:15:20,671 Which is why I'm here. 350 00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:24,092 I... I don't... 351 00:15:24,175 --> 00:15:25,426 I don't care about work. 352 00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:27,595 I... I'm trying not to care about work 353 00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:29,972 as much, starting now, 354 00:15:30,098 --> 00:15:34,644 'cause I think it's... fully killing me. 355 00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:40,608 It's just... it's everything I wanted for so long, 356 00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:42,068 or I thought I wanted. 357 00:15:42,151 --> 00:15:43,712 I don't even know what all I wanted, I just... 358 00:15:43,736 --> 00:15:45,464 - You wanted to be the most famous actor in the world 359 00:15:45,488 --> 00:15:48,074 so everyone would love you and be impressed by you 360 00:15:48,157 --> 00:15:49,409 but also scared of you, 361 00:15:49,492 --> 00:15:51,035 and they'd never judge you in any way 362 00:15:51,119 --> 00:15:54,038 'cause they were too constantly in awe of you. 363 00:15:54,122 --> 00:15:56,124 It's what we all wanted. 364 00:15:56,249 --> 00:15:59,544 - But then I... I don't know, I just... 365 00:15:59,627 --> 00:16:02,171 Now I just don't have anything else, 366 00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:05,299 any friends, or I... [sighs] 367 00:16:05,383 --> 00:16:07,510 I never had any friends, actually, except for you. 368 00:16:07,635 --> 00:16:10,096 So I'm not doing the movie this week. 369 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:11,973 I just want to be here with you 370 00:16:12,098 --> 00:16:14,434 in this homophobic woman's beautiful house, 371 00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:16,310 like I have been for the past ten years, 372 00:16:16,394 --> 00:16:17,729 and just fix things. 373 00:16:17,812 --> 00:16:20,523 Like, I want to know what you're up to again. 374 00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:22,692 Like, you have a boyfriend now? 375 00:16:24,819 --> 00:16:26,654 - Yes, the rumors are true. 376 00:16:26,779 --> 00:16:28,489 - [chuckles] 377 00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:33,161 - I really appreciate this. 378 00:16:33,244 --> 00:16:36,622 And was, like, hoping for it. 379 00:16:36,706 --> 00:16:38,642 'Cause I was starting to worry that you were gonna be 380 00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:42,545 one of those friends that I just had for a time. 381 00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:48,051 And I... I didn't want you to be a friend for a time. 382 00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:52,472 So thank you. 383 00:16:52,555 --> 00:16:55,349 But I just, um... 384 00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:57,935 I don't think I can have you stay, though. 385 00:16:58,019 --> 00:17:00,313 - Oh, I... 386 00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:01,814 I won't be shitty, I promise. 387 00:17:01,898 --> 00:17:04,441 I won't talk about me. I won't talk about work. 388 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:05,735 I just... - No, I know. 389 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:08,071 It's just, you were kind of shitty 390 00:17:08,196 --> 00:17:09,947 to my friends too. 391 00:17:10,031 --> 00:17:15,244 And I feel like you owe not just me an apology. 392 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:16,888 And it's really my boyfriend's birthday too, 393 00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:20,875 and so it's like a co-thing, and I'm just... 394 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,834 nervous to change the vibes. 395 00:17:22,919 --> 00:17:24,253 - Oof. Yeah. 396 00:17:24,379 --> 00:17:26,381 Tough hearing you being somewhere 397 00:17:26,464 --> 00:17:28,841 will change the vibes. 398 00:17:28,925 --> 00:17:30,259 - I'm sorry. Was that too rude? 399 00:17:30,385 --> 00:17:32,345 I'm truly not trying to kick a friend out. 400 00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:36,391 - No, it's fine. I... I would change the vibes. 401 00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:41,312 So we'll just 402 00:17:41,396 --> 00:17:43,564 pick this up later? 403 00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:44,732 - Yeah. 404 00:17:44,816 --> 00:17:46,692 I mean, I feel like I should just 405 00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:48,403 kiss you passionately in the rain 406 00:17:48,486 --> 00:17:49,904 and take you right back, but... 407 00:17:50,029 --> 00:17:51,572 - [laughs] 408 00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:54,325 - It's just not 100% the move for me right now. 409 00:17:54,409 --> 00:17:55,910 - Yeah, no. It's your call. 410 00:17:55,993 --> 00:18:00,498 I mean, I'm here in a month or in a year or what... 411 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,417 - Thanks. 412 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,669 It won't be a year. 413 00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:10,633 And since you came all this way, I can, um... 414 00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:12,593 I can at least show you a picture 415 00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:14,345 of my boyfriend's dick before you go. 416 00:18:14,429 --> 00:18:16,806 - Okay. Good. Yes. I would take that. 417 00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:18,266 - Here. 418 00:18:18,349 --> 00:18:20,101 - [laughs] - I know. 419 00:18:20,226 --> 00:18:21,769 - It's so thick. - [laughs] 420 00:18:21,853 --> 00:18:23,062 - Is it on sideways? 421 00:18:23,146 --> 00:18:24,480 - Yes, basically. 422 00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:26,107 - Wow. - [laughs] 423 00:18:26,232 --> 00:18:27,592 - I like the pose too. - Thank you. 424 00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:29,402 - Nice pose. - I know. It was... 425 00:18:29,485 --> 00:18:31,529 - He's showing it off. - Yes, exactly. 426 00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:35,616 We took, like, 50 of them. [both laugh] 427 00:18:35,742 --> 00:18:37,910 - [sighs] 428 00:18:39,954 --> 00:18:43,291 [seagulls crying] 429 00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:46,627 [phone buzzing] 430 00:18:49,547 --> 00:18:51,299 - Oh. Hey, Mac. - Cary. 431 00:18:51,382 --> 00:18:53,593 Uh, hey. So I, um... - Hey. 432 00:18:53,676 --> 00:18:56,304 - I have some insane news about the movie. 433 00:18:56,429 --> 00:18:58,514 Uh, Kelly Reichardt wants to direct. 434 00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:02,935 Also, Harry Styles is in as the love interest. 435 00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:04,562 - Wait, what? 436 00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,981 So... sorry, is this real? - Yeah. 437 00:19:07,065 --> 00:19:09,484 He says he wants another stab at playing gay. 438 00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:11,736 He really thinks he can get it right this time. 439 00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:14,030 Anyway, they all want to get drinks tonight. 440 00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:16,824 Oh, and you can let your mom off the financing hook. 441 00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:18,826 I mean, with you three, the money's rolling in. 442 00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:21,537 - Whoa. Uh, this is insane. Um... 443 00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:23,372 - And it's tight, but we can 444 00:19:23,498 --> 00:19:24,874 fit this in before "WindWeaver." 445 00:19:24,999 --> 00:19:28,002 So yeah. It's all happening, Cary. 446 00:19:28,127 --> 00:19:33,299 This could be your Academy Award. 447 00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:36,677 [applause] 448 00:19:36,803 --> 00:19:38,930 - And I want to say thank you to our entire crew. 449 00:19:39,013 --> 00:19:41,140 You know who you are, which is the only reason 450 00:19:41,224 --> 00:19:43,518 I'm not saying your names, because I do know them. 451 00:19:43,643 --> 00:19:45,603 God, this is so insane. 452 00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,146 Am I really not imagining this? 453 00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:49,857 Like, how is no one stopping this? 454 00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,484 [laughter] Okay. 455 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:52,860 I also want to say, 456 00:19:52,944 --> 00:19:54,862 to every young girl watching this, 457 00:19:54,946 --> 00:19:57,824 that this award is proof, once and for all, 458 00:19:57,907 --> 00:19:59,367 that I am good! 459 00:19:59,492 --> 00:20:01,202 [applause] - Whoo, Brookie! 460 00:20:01,327 --> 00:20:02,607 - Is everyone really seeing this? 461 00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:05,206 Like, I cannot believe no one's stop... 462 00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:06,749 - Okay, I'm gonna stop you. 463 00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:09,627 Um, first off, your speech can only be 30 seconds. 464 00:20:09,711 --> 00:20:12,213 - And how long was it so far? Like, 40, 45? 465 00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:14,507 - It's been 25 1/2 minutes. - Oh. 466 00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:16,360 - Second, I wouldn't pepper the whole thing with, 467 00:20:16,384 --> 00:20:17,927 "Why is no one stopping this?" 468 00:20:18,052 --> 00:20:20,596 Feels odd to the listener. - I know. I'm just nervous. 469 00:20:20,722 --> 00:20:22,783 Because once you start getting attention for being good, 470 00:20:22,807 --> 00:20:24,225 that's when people come for you. 471 00:20:24,308 --> 00:20:26,728 - When people come for you? - Yes. 472 00:20:26,811 --> 00:20:28,580 Don't you remember when Jameela Jamil launched 473 00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:30,624 that body positivity app, and then everyone accused her 474 00:20:30,648 --> 00:20:32,275 of lying about being attacked by bees? 475 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,193 - I do not remember one part of that. 476 00:20:34,277 --> 00:20:35,862 - I just... 477 00:20:35,945 --> 00:20:38,239 I really don't want this award taken away from me. 478 00:20:38,364 --> 00:20:40,074 - Brooke, no one is coming for you 479 00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:42,034 in the next 30 minutes, okay? 480 00:20:42,118 --> 00:20:43,286 I promise. 481 00:20:43,411 --> 00:20:45,246 - 30 minutes till deadline. [scoffs] 482 00:20:45,371 --> 00:20:47,248 This article's gonna take you down. 483 00:20:47,373 --> 00:20:49,333 - Yep. I am coming for you, girl. 484 00:20:49,417 --> 00:20:51,294 [ominous music] 485 00:20:51,419 --> 00:20:54,505 - Reminder to all guests, our ceremony will begin 486 00:20:54,589 --> 00:20:56,424 in 15 minutes... - God, this is so legit. 487 00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:58,009 - I mean, yeah. It's the Emmys. 488 00:20:58,092 --> 00:20:59,177 - No, it's not. 489 00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:00,762 - Okay, Pat. - Yeah. 490 00:21:00,845 --> 00:21:03,139 - You're gonna head to that first camera with AP. 491 00:21:03,264 --> 00:21:04,640 - Okay. 492 00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:06,684 - Chase, you're at the second one with Reuters. 493 00:21:06,768 --> 00:21:08,245 - All right. - And, Brooke, we have you 494 00:21:08,269 --> 00:21:10,980 at the third cam with Judy from peabodys.com. 495 00:21:11,105 --> 00:21:13,274 - Sorry, what exactly is Judy gonna ask me? 496 00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:16,110 'Cause I'd sort of rather go straight to getting my award. 497 00:21:16,235 --> 00:21:18,279 You know, have it in my hands. 498 00:21:18,404 --> 00:21:20,323 - No! It's your night. 499 00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:22,533 You gotta do the carpet first. 500 00:21:22,617 --> 00:21:24,619 - Fuck. This is where it ends for me. 501 00:21:24,702 --> 00:21:25,995 I mean, look at this Judy woman. 502 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,955 She is just waiting to nail me to the cross. 503 00:21:28,039 --> 00:21:29,624 But what cross? And for what sin? 504 00:21:29,707 --> 00:21:31,167 Like, I know I'm bad, but how? 505 00:21:31,292 --> 00:21:32,460 And who told her? Was it you? 506 00:21:32,585 --> 00:21:34,379 - Oh, my God, Brooke. Get a grip. 507 00:21:34,462 --> 00:21:36,381 This is all based on literally nothing. 508 00:21:36,464 --> 00:21:38,132 You're good, you made something good, 509 00:21:38,216 --> 00:21:39,634 and you deserve this. 510 00:21:39,759 --> 00:21:43,137 Now go. - [breathes deeply] 511 00:21:43,221 --> 00:21:45,139 - God, you are so not good. 512 00:21:45,264 --> 00:21:46,766 And now everyone will know. 513 00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:48,810 - You do not deserve a Peabody. 514 00:21:48,893 --> 00:21:50,353 That's for sure. 515 00:21:50,478 --> 00:21:53,815 Both: And posted. 516 00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:57,485 [both cackle] 517 00:21:57,610 --> 00:21:58,986 - Brooke! - Mm-hmm. 518 00:21:59,070 --> 00:22:00,506 - Thanks for chatting. I'll make this quick. 519 00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:01,823 I only have one question. 520 00:22:01,948 --> 00:22:03,668 And it's about something I just read online, 521 00:22:03,783 --> 00:22:05,326 actually, moments ago. 522 00:22:05,451 --> 00:22:06,828 [heart beating] - Online? 523 00:22:06,953 --> 00:22:08,162 About me? 524 00:22:08,246 --> 00:22:09,288 Moments ago? 525 00:22:09,372 --> 00:22:11,165 - Uh-huh. 526 00:22:11,249 --> 00:22:12,417 I read... 527 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,043 - [gasps] - That you... 528 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,713 [echoing] You, you, you, you. - [whimpering] 529 00:22:16,838 --> 00:22:19,882 - Used to date People's Sexiest Man Alive? 530 00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:21,884 Is that true? 531 00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:22,969 - Oh. 532 00:22:23,052 --> 00:22:24,011 Oh, my God. 533 00:22:24,095 --> 00:22:25,346 [laughs] Yes! 534 00:22:25,430 --> 00:22:27,014 Which makes sense, 'cause we are both 535 00:22:27,098 --> 00:22:28,516 unimpeachable sweeties. 536 00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:29,934 Perfect in every way. 537 00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:31,018 - So true. 538 00:22:31,102 --> 00:22:33,563 Anyway, enjoy your night. 539 00:22:33,688 --> 00:22:35,189 - Really? That's it? 540 00:22:35,314 --> 00:22:38,025 Like, next stop, I go win a "Peadbody" on national TV? 541 00:22:38,109 --> 00:22:39,944 - Well, peabodys.com. 542 00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:41,696 But yes. 543 00:22:41,821 --> 00:22:44,323 - Okay. Well, hell yeah, Judy! 544 00:22:44,407 --> 00:22:46,909 [laughs] Whew. Guess everything's fine. 545 00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:49,203 And now I finally get to accept an award 546 00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:51,789 that proves that I am good. 547 00:22:51,873 --> 00:22:54,208 - Now, Chase, I do have to ask you 548 00:22:54,292 --> 00:22:56,002 about a pretty scathing article 549 00:22:56,085 --> 00:22:58,379 that actually just came out about you... 550 00:22:58,463 --> 00:22:59,380 - What? 551 00:22:59,464 --> 00:23:01,299 Both: And posted. 552 00:23:01,382 --> 00:23:03,092 [both cackle] 553 00:23:03,176 --> 00:23:05,011 - God, you are so not good. 554 00:23:05,094 --> 00:23:07,221 - That accuses you of winning a Peabody 555 00:23:07,305 --> 00:23:10,058 for a mental health special while exploiting people 556 00:23:10,183 --> 00:23:12,143 struggling with mental health to sell albums. 557 00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:14,562 - And, Pat, I also have to ask about an article 558 00:23:14,645 --> 00:23:16,230 just posted about you... 559 00:23:16,314 --> 00:23:18,024 - Huh? Both: And posted. 560 00:23:18,107 --> 00:23:19,525 [both cackle] 561 00:23:19,609 --> 00:23:22,070 - You do not deserve a Peabody. That's for sure. 562 00:23:22,153 --> 00:23:23,738 - Regarding since-deleted tweets 563 00:23:23,821 --> 00:23:26,282 which were screenshotted and paint you 564 00:23:26,407 --> 00:23:27,658 as a classist elitist 565 00:23:27,742 --> 00:23:29,911 with a disdain for small-town America. 566 00:23:30,036 --> 00:23:31,079 - Oh, fuck. 567 00:23:31,162 --> 00:23:32,872 Both: So what do you say to all this? 568 00:23:32,955 --> 00:23:34,373 - Uh... - Oh, well... 569 00:23:34,457 --> 00:23:35,917 - No. Okay. No, sorry. We have to go. 570 00:23:36,042 --> 00:23:37,519 - Thank you. We're done here. Let's go. 571 00:23:37,543 --> 00:23:38,562 - But I... excuse me... - Walk. 572 00:23:38,586 --> 00:23:39,754 - Sorry. - Walk. Walk. 573 00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:41,089 - Here we go. Here we go. 574 00:23:41,214 --> 00:23:43,007 Don't say anything to any-fucking-one. 575 00:23:43,091 --> 00:23:44,891 - Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've been 576 00:23:44,926 --> 00:23:46,636 waiting for is almost here. 577 00:23:46,761 --> 00:23:48,096 Our ceremony will begin... 578 00:23:48,179 --> 00:23:50,223 - Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 579 00:23:50,306 --> 00:23:51,557 - What now? What happens now? 580 00:23:51,641 --> 00:23:53,434 - Hey, can you guys clear? Thank you. 581 00:23:53,559 --> 00:23:54,727 - Jesus, Pat. 582 00:23:54,811 --> 00:23:56,771 You tweeted all this about Ohio? 583 00:23:56,896 --> 00:23:58,439 "These people should be in jail 584 00:23:58,564 --> 00:24:00,108 "for what their houses look like. 585 00:24:00,233 --> 00:24:02,777 Thank God I don't think this shit looks good still." 586 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:04,278 - "Everything we ate was awful." 587 00:24:04,362 --> 00:24:06,531 Mom, you can't say this shit about your base. 588 00:24:06,614 --> 00:24:08,699 God, you're worse on social media than Cary. 589 00:24:08,783 --> 00:24:09,951 - What? - Whoa. 590 00:24:10,034 --> 00:24:11,327 - Take that back. - Hey, now. 591 00:24:11,452 --> 00:24:12,912 We're all on the same team here. 592 00:24:12,995 --> 00:24:14,848 - Okay. You're right. I'm sorry. That was too far. 593 00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:16,975 - Just tell me, what the fuck do Chase and I do, Brooke? 594 00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:18,435 - Maybe we could each do a Notes app apology. 595 00:24:18,459 --> 00:24:20,059 Like, I could write, uh, "Sorry for using 596 00:24:20,128 --> 00:24:22,106 mental health to sell albums," and then, you know... 597 00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:24,799 - Chase, have you ever seen a Notes app apology work? 598 00:24:24,882 --> 00:24:27,635 I swear to God, if I see you so much as open Notes app, 599 00:24:27,719 --> 00:24:29,679 I will break your fingers. - Jeez. Okay. 600 00:24:29,804 --> 00:24:31,240 - Well, I just got a text from marketing. 601 00:24:31,264 --> 00:24:32,950 Some advertisers want to pull their commercials 602 00:24:32,974 --> 00:24:34,892 'cause Pat's no longer in line with their brand. 603 00:24:34,976 --> 00:24:36,853 - Oh, no. The ship's going down. 604 00:24:36,978 --> 00:24:38,438 The ship is going down. 605 00:24:38,521 --> 00:24:40,857 - So far, she's gotten emails from Kohl's, Target, 606 00:24:40,982 --> 00:24:42,960 and the people at Princess Diana Commemorative Coins. 607 00:24:42,984 --> 00:24:44,861 - Shit, if Commemorative Coins pulls out, 608 00:24:44,986 --> 00:24:47,155 we just, what, won't have commercials? 609 00:24:47,238 --> 00:24:48,489 - And great, 610 00:24:48,573 --> 00:24:50,008 now Lawrence O'Donnell has the story. 611 00:24:50,032 --> 00:24:52,034 - Why does the full news care about this? 612 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,911 - And they sent a news van here. 613 00:24:53,995 --> 00:24:55,413 They're asking if I want to go on 614 00:24:55,496 --> 00:24:56,831 and give a statement for Chase. 615 00:24:56,914 --> 00:24:58,541 Pat, I can talk for you too, if you want. 616 00:24:58,666 --> 00:24:59,977 - Fuck, all my fans are now posting 617 00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:01,502 angry videos about me on Instagram. 618 00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:04,380 - And all my fans are trying to but don't know how. 619 00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:05,506 Oh, wait. Here's one. 620 00:25:05,590 --> 00:25:06,510 - I just wanted to say, 621 00:25:06,591 --> 00:25:07,717 I have always been 622 00:25:07,842 --> 00:25:09,886 a huge fan of Pat's, so... 623 00:25:10,011 --> 00:25:11,763 I even met her once in New York. 624 00:25:11,846 --> 00:25:14,974 So reading those tweets was... 625 00:25:15,058 --> 00:25:17,226 very hurtful. - [sighs] 626 00:25:17,351 --> 00:25:20,563 - I just... I always thought that she was just like me. 627 00:25:20,688 --> 00:25:24,609 And now... I don't. - [whimpers] 628 00:25:24,692 --> 00:25:26,444 [chainsaw revving] - Oh. Uh, sorry. 629 00:25:26,527 --> 00:25:27,695 The tree people are here. 630 00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:29,489 - [breathing heavily] 631 00:25:29,572 --> 00:25:31,783 Brookie, I feel like I can't breathe. 632 00:25:31,866 --> 00:25:33,242 I never meant to... 633 00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:35,495 And Lisa was so nice. 634 00:25:35,578 --> 00:25:37,288 - Oh, Mom. I'm so fucking sorry. I... 635 00:25:37,371 --> 00:25:39,248 - God, now everyone hates me again? 636 00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:41,351 Like, everyone in the world is just gonna think I'm bad 637 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:42,543 and hate me again? - Okay... 638 00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:44,063 - Like, I can't do this. - Okay, no. 639 00:25:44,087 --> 00:25:45,380 It's not healthy to look at this. 640 00:25:45,463 --> 00:25:46,589 Gimme. Give me your phones. 641 00:25:46,714 --> 00:25:48,299 - Shit. We lost another one. 642 00:25:48,383 --> 00:25:50,218 "We at Big Lots were sickened to learn"... 643 00:25:50,301 --> 00:25:52,181 - Oh, shut up, Big Lots. You sell piss and shit. 644 00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:53,971 Also, this is a family crisis, Melanie. 645 00:25:54,055 --> 00:25:56,557 Can you go wait outside? And make sure no one comes in. 646 00:25:56,682 --> 00:25:57,934 - Fuck! 647 00:25:58,059 --> 00:25:59,499 I also just got an email from iTunes. 648 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,062 - What? - What? 649 00:26:01,187 --> 00:26:02,998 - "A new episode of 'Potomac' is ready for download." 650 00:26:03,022 --> 00:26:04,774 Oh. Okay. So that'll be nice after all this. 651 00:26:04,899 --> 00:26:07,568 - Focus, people! This is a disaster. 652 00:26:07,652 --> 00:26:10,363 Your whole personas are being good little sweeties, 653 00:26:10,446 --> 00:26:11,948 and you fucked it up. 654 00:26:12,073 --> 00:26:13,741 I mean, this could end your careers. 655 00:26:13,825 --> 00:26:17,495 - Sorry, this is rude timing, and I obviously stand with you. 656 00:26:17,578 --> 00:26:19,956 I'm just gonna go check you can still win a "Peadbody" 657 00:26:20,081 --> 00:26:22,708 for being good if your other EPs have been 658 00:26:22,792 --> 00:26:24,127 publicly disgraced. 659 00:26:24,252 --> 00:26:25,253 - Oh, God. 660 00:26:25,336 --> 00:26:27,088 There must be something we can do. 661 00:26:27,213 --> 00:26:28,965 - Honestly, in a situation like this, 662 00:26:29,090 --> 00:26:31,592 there's only ever one way to get through it. 663 00:26:31,718 --> 00:26:33,094 You need a fall guy. 664 00:26:33,219 --> 00:26:34,988 - Oh, Streetie. - No, Streeter. That'd be sad. 665 00:26:35,012 --> 00:26:36,597 - Hey, what? No, hey. What? 666 00:26:36,681 --> 00:26:38,015 She didn't say it needed to be me. 667 00:26:38,099 --> 00:26:39,892 It could just as easily be Brooke. 668 00:26:39,976 --> 00:26:42,937 - Wait, I think Brooke is doing it. 669 00:26:43,062 --> 00:26:44,397 - What? - Oh. 670 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,982 - Oh, my God. - What? 671 00:26:46,107 --> 00:26:47,108 - Unmute it. Unmute it. 672 00:26:47,233 --> 00:26:48,943 - So what you're saying is, 673 00:26:49,068 --> 00:26:50,820 your clients did not write these tweets? 674 00:26:50,945 --> 00:26:52,488 - Of course not. 675 00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:54,782 They didn't even know about them until tonight. 676 00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:56,951 I'm their manager. I run their Twitter. 677 00:26:57,034 --> 00:26:59,537 - So it was your idea to offer free therapy 678 00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:01,289 to sell ChaseDreams albums, 679 00:27:01,414 --> 00:27:03,499 a move the Mental Health Institute has called 680 00:27:03,624 --> 00:27:05,251 grossly self-serving? 681 00:27:05,334 --> 00:27:06,210 - Yes. 682 00:27:06,294 --> 00:27:07,628 Chase actually told me not to. 683 00:27:07,712 --> 00:27:09,130 He's a good kid. 684 00:27:09,255 --> 00:27:11,049 He would never do something like this. 685 00:27:11,132 --> 00:27:12,860 Same with my mom. I mean, people really think 686 00:27:12,884 --> 00:27:14,343 Pat Dubek talks like that? 687 00:27:14,469 --> 00:27:16,596 "I'm so effing bored. How much longer"... 688 00:27:16,679 --> 00:27:18,532 - Oh, my God, Brookie. - "Do I have to do this for?" 689 00:27:18,556 --> 00:27:19,700 - Damn, she didn't even flinch. 690 00:27:19,724 --> 00:27:21,309 - Like, that is my voice. 691 00:27:21,392 --> 00:27:23,102 I'm a full bitch, 24/7. 692 00:27:23,186 --> 00:27:24,479 Ask anyone. 693 00:27:24,604 --> 00:27:26,105 Or, uh, please don't. 694 00:27:26,189 --> 00:27:27,648 But you get the point. - Wow. 695 00:27:27,774 --> 00:27:29,317 This is so... so nice of her. 696 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,777 - Well, you know, for the record, 697 00:27:30,860 --> 00:27:31,920 I would have done this too. 698 00:27:31,944 --> 00:27:33,154 Eventually. - No! 699 00:27:33,279 --> 00:27:34,655 No, this isn't fair that Brookie is 700 00:27:34,739 --> 00:27:36,324 taking credit for all of this. 701 00:27:36,407 --> 00:27:39,202 - So to reiterate, every screenshotted tweet was you? 702 00:27:39,327 --> 00:27:41,871 So you were the one who tweeted, 703 00:27:41,996 --> 00:27:43,706 "I know we're not together anymore, 704 00:27:43,831 --> 00:27:47,293 "but I wanted to say, I miss you and your bleep. 705 00:27:47,377 --> 00:27:49,921 God, I miss your big, fat bleep"? 706 00:27:50,004 --> 00:27:52,131 - Oh. Uh... [laughs] 707 00:27:52,215 --> 00:27:54,467 That's... hadn't seen those. 708 00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:57,887 So new screenshots just keep on rolling in. 709 00:27:58,012 --> 00:27:59,764 But yes, sure. Yes. 710 00:27:59,847 --> 00:28:02,350 - Because a lot of people say they time up perfectly 711 00:28:02,475 --> 00:28:05,686 with Pat's very public breakup from Streeter Peters. 712 00:28:05,812 --> 00:28:07,188 - No, I was... 713 00:28:08,189 --> 00:28:10,817 Also going through a breakup at that time. 714 00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:14,737 So those were to my ex, Lance Arroyo. 715 00:28:14,862 --> 00:28:17,824 And he does have a big, fat... bleep. 716 00:28:17,907 --> 00:28:19,283 - Okay. You know, Pat's right. 717 00:28:19,367 --> 00:28:21,220 It's not fair for Lance to take credit for this. 718 00:28:21,244 --> 00:28:24,414 - Well, we reached out to Mr. Arroyo for comment. 719 00:28:24,539 --> 00:28:26,541 - Oh. - And he did fully corroborate 720 00:28:26,666 --> 00:28:29,544 receiving all those texts from you. 721 00:28:29,669 --> 00:28:30,545 - Oh. 722 00:28:30,670 --> 00:28:32,880 Well... see? 723 00:28:32,964 --> 00:28:36,050 So bottom line, this is my mom and brother, 724 00:28:36,134 --> 00:28:38,261 and I cannot let this ruin their lives, 725 00:28:38,386 --> 00:28:40,805 especially when I'm to blame. 726 00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:42,849 I'm an embarrassment to my family 727 00:28:42,932 --> 00:28:44,559 and in no way represent them. 728 00:28:44,684 --> 00:28:46,102 - And you won't have to. 729 00:28:46,227 --> 00:28:48,271 Because I'm seeing now, your mother and brother 730 00:28:48,396 --> 00:28:51,149 have both tweeted a statement. - What? 731 00:28:51,232 --> 00:28:52,672 How do they have a statement from me? 732 00:28:52,734 --> 00:28:53,974 I didn't give them a statement. 733 00:28:54,068 --> 00:28:55,611 - Yeah, yeah. Brooke has our phones. 734 00:28:55,737 --> 00:28:57,715 Like, everyone in the world is just gonna think I'm bad 735 00:28:57,739 --> 00:28:58,948 and hate me again? 736 00:28:59,073 --> 00:29:00,175 Like, I can't do this. - Okay, no. 737 00:29:00,199 --> 00:29:01,385 It's not healthy to look at this. 738 00:29:01,409 --> 00:29:02,493 Give me your phones. - Shit. 739 00:29:02,577 --> 00:29:03,745 We lost another one. 740 00:29:03,828 --> 00:29:05,246 "We at Big Lots were sickened"... 741 00:29:05,329 --> 00:29:08,040 - [gasps] - Wow. Smart girl. 742 00:29:08,124 --> 00:29:10,460 No, wait. It's, um, "Clever woman." 743 00:29:10,585 --> 00:29:12,003 - Streeter. - No. 744 00:29:12,086 --> 00:29:14,255 - "That someone with such a snatched-ass bod 745 00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:16,174 "could do something like this. 746 00:29:16,257 --> 00:29:18,843 And we have decided to officially fire Brooke"... 747 00:29:18,926 --> 00:29:20,053 - What? - "As our manager." 748 00:29:20,136 --> 00:29:22,013 - No! We can't let her do this. 749 00:29:22,096 --> 00:29:24,807 We have to stop her! 750 00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:26,893 What the f... - Sorry, ma'am. 751 00:29:26,976 --> 00:29:28,436 - Melanie, what are you doing? 752 00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:31,105 - Just following orders, Mrs. Dubek. 753 00:29:33,649 --> 00:29:36,110 - Okay, your real job, for old time's sake, 754 00:29:36,235 --> 00:29:38,321 is actually to make sure that no one comes out. 755 00:29:38,446 --> 00:29:40,323 - Got it. 756 00:29:40,448 --> 00:29:42,158 And, Brooke, 757 00:29:42,283 --> 00:29:43,785 it's been a privilege. 758 00:29:43,910 --> 00:29:45,453 - [sighs] 759 00:29:45,578 --> 00:29:47,580 - Wait, so this means Brooke was never leaving 760 00:29:47,663 --> 00:29:49,141 to see if she could still win a Peabody? 761 00:29:49,165 --> 00:29:51,125 - Nope, she was just using the fact 762 00:29:51,209 --> 00:29:53,461 that she's famously selfish to trick you all. 763 00:29:53,586 --> 00:29:55,004 I mean, it's brilliant. 764 00:29:55,129 --> 00:29:57,382 - And, Pat, Pat, there is a silver lining here. 765 00:29:57,465 --> 00:29:59,300 Both your kids did your dirty work. 766 00:29:59,384 --> 00:30:00,968 You wanted to pull out of Cary's movie. 767 00:30:01,094 --> 00:30:02,854 He did it for you. You wanted to fire Brooke. 768 00:30:02,887 --> 00:30:04,430 She did it for you too. 769 00:30:04,514 --> 00:30:06,641 I mean, it's actually a pretty fun day for you today, 770 00:30:06,724 --> 00:30:07,892 if you think about it. 771 00:30:07,975 --> 00:30:09,894 - No! It can't happen like this. 772 00:30:09,977 --> 00:30:12,188 Shuli, give me your phone. 773 00:30:12,313 --> 00:30:15,024 - "But in conclusion, there's Ukraine and stuff. 774 00:30:15,108 --> 00:30:17,652 "So let's not just make the headline tonight, 775 00:30:17,777 --> 00:30:19,112 'Brooke Dubek is bad.'" 776 00:30:19,195 --> 00:30:20,655 Okay. You heard it here. 777 00:30:20,738 --> 00:30:22,657 Pat and Chase Dubek effectively saying, 778 00:30:22,782 --> 00:30:23,991 "Brooke Dubek is bad." 779 00:30:24,117 --> 00:30:25,717 - No, that's literally the opposite of... 780 00:30:25,785 --> 00:30:27,745 [phone ringing] Oh. Uh... 781 00:30:27,829 --> 00:30:29,997 sorry, Lawrence, I have to take this. 782 00:30:30,081 --> 00:30:31,249 Hello? - Insane energy 783 00:30:31,332 --> 00:30:33,167 to answer a call on the news, 784 00:30:33,251 --> 00:30:35,628 but we'll just cut away and keep talking about you. 785 00:30:35,712 --> 00:30:37,046 - Brookie! 786 00:30:37,171 --> 00:30:38,851 Listen, I really don't want you to do this. 787 00:30:38,965 --> 00:30:40,258 I mean, what about your job? 788 00:30:40,341 --> 00:30:42,343 And now the literal chyron on the news says, 789 00:30:42,468 --> 00:30:45,096 "Brooke Dubek is bad," when it was me. 790 00:30:45,179 --> 00:30:46,973 I was bad. 791 00:30:47,056 --> 00:30:49,308 - It's fine. No big. 792 00:30:49,392 --> 00:30:52,854 I do not care what people think about me, so... 793 00:30:52,937 --> 00:30:54,217 - But, honey, they're even taking 794 00:30:54,313 --> 00:30:56,691 the Peabody away from you now. - What? 795 00:30:56,774 --> 00:30:58,818 - "Her conduct simply unbefitting 796 00:30:58,901 --> 00:31:00,027 "the Peabody Awards. 797 00:31:00,111 --> 00:31:01,821 "Also, if you listen closely, 798 00:31:01,904 --> 00:31:05,408 we think she's been saying 'Peadbodys' this whole time?" 799 00:31:05,533 --> 00:31:07,034 - Is it not? 800 00:31:07,118 --> 00:31:12,290 Well, I don't give a fuck about a friggin' Peabody. 801 00:31:12,373 --> 00:31:14,333 Whatevs. - And don't worry, Pat. 802 00:31:14,417 --> 00:31:16,544 Brooke is gonna be fine, job-wise. 803 00:31:16,669 --> 00:31:18,379 I mean, I've already gotten tons of emails 804 00:31:18,463 --> 00:31:20,381 from people who want Brooke to represent them. 805 00:31:20,506 --> 00:31:23,092 - Oh, really? You have? - Yes. 806 00:31:23,217 --> 00:31:26,220 And remember, this is what you wanted... 807 00:31:26,304 --> 00:31:27,930 To have your kids back. 808 00:31:28,014 --> 00:31:29,932 - "We are disappointed in Brooke. 809 00:31:30,058 --> 00:31:31,768 We think"... - Brooke. Brooke. 810 00:31:31,893 --> 00:31:34,562 Brookie, I just... well, I just want to say, like, we... 811 00:31:34,687 --> 00:31:35,897 We really appreciate this. 812 00:31:36,022 --> 00:31:37,815 It just means the absolute world. 813 00:31:37,899 --> 00:31:39,251 - Yeah, thank... thank you so much, Brooke. 814 00:31:39,275 --> 00:31:40,568 - Yeah, thank you, Brooke. 815 00:31:40,651 --> 00:31:42,004 And, you know, maybe we can all go get 816 00:31:42,028 --> 00:31:43,088 dinner next week or something. 817 00:31:43,112 --> 00:31:44,447 Cary too. 818 00:31:44,572 --> 00:31:45,531 - Sure. 819 00:31:45,615 --> 00:31:48,785 I'm... totally free. 820 00:31:48,910 --> 00:31:51,204 - Ladies and gentlemen... - Oh. Okay, we gotta go. 821 00:31:51,287 --> 00:31:52,914 Ceremony's starting. Let's go. Let's go. 822 00:31:53,039 --> 00:31:54,415 - Uh, wait, Streeter. - Yep. 823 00:31:54,499 --> 00:31:57,794 - Have you really been getting emails about me? 824 00:31:57,919 --> 00:31:59,420 - Oh. Uh, no. Of course not. 825 00:31:59,545 --> 00:32:02,048 - Oh. - But I will. Soon. 826 00:32:04,759 --> 00:32:06,594 - [sighs] 827 00:32:06,677 --> 00:32:09,680 [rain pattering] 828 00:32:16,938 --> 00:32:19,107 [sighs] 829 00:32:29,784 --> 00:32:31,786 Ugh. 830 00:32:48,761 --> 00:32:51,222 Thanks for helping me look like full dogshit 831 00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:53,307 to the world tonight. 832 00:32:53,391 --> 00:32:55,727 - You got it, dude. 833 00:32:55,810 --> 00:32:57,228 - [sighs] 834 00:32:57,311 --> 00:33:01,816 I've just been trying so hard to... 835 00:33:01,941 --> 00:33:04,652 Look at this shit. 836 00:33:04,736 --> 00:33:07,488 Meanwhile, congrats on being famously good. 837 00:33:07,613 --> 00:33:10,450 I cannot believe that "People" just came 838 00:33:10,533 --> 00:33:14,162 to your hospital and asked you to be on the cover. 839 00:33:14,287 --> 00:33:16,664 But congrats. I'm... 840 00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:21,919 You deserve it. 841 00:33:22,003 --> 00:33:23,838 - Are you joking? 842 00:33:23,921 --> 00:33:27,383 I hired a publicist for that. 843 00:33:27,508 --> 00:33:30,344 - Wait, what? - No, I'm a nurse in the Bronx. 844 00:33:30,428 --> 00:33:32,221 You think I just got the cover of "People"? 845 00:33:32,346 --> 00:33:34,557 Come on, B. You know how shit works. 846 00:33:34,682 --> 00:33:35,767 - Okay. Wait. 847 00:33:35,850 --> 00:33:38,269 I did think that you hired someone, 848 00:33:38,352 --> 00:33:40,104 but then Natalie and Victor said that... 849 00:33:40,188 --> 00:33:42,732 - I sort of lied to Natalie and Victor 850 00:33:42,857 --> 00:33:45,193 'cause I was embarrassed. 851 00:33:45,276 --> 00:33:46,778 - Okay. 852 00:33:46,861 --> 00:33:49,489 Don't be mad, but I really did feel crazy, 853 00:33:49,572 --> 00:33:54,118 so I kind of... broke into your email. 854 00:33:54,202 --> 00:33:56,871 - I'm still signed in on your laptop? 855 00:33:56,996 --> 00:33:58,414 - Yes. - Huh. 856 00:33:58,539 --> 00:33:59,957 - But I didn't find anything. 857 00:34:00,041 --> 00:34:02,418 And I searched everything I would type into an email 858 00:34:02,543 --> 00:34:05,296 to a publicist... "Sorry to bug, girl." 859 00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:07,131 "Not to be annoying, but"... 860 00:34:07,215 --> 00:34:09,342 - I don't email like that, B. 861 00:34:09,425 --> 00:34:11,052 I just write, "Hi, Sharon," 862 00:34:11,177 --> 00:34:14,347 then succinctly ask for what I want. 863 00:34:14,430 --> 00:34:15,722 - Oh, to be a straight man. 864 00:34:15,807 --> 00:34:17,087 - You should look her up, though. 865 00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:21,186 She's dope. Sharon Haircut. 866 00:34:21,269 --> 00:34:23,439 - Sorry. Um, her name is Sharon Haircut? 867 00:34:23,564 --> 00:34:26,818 - Funny, huh? She should cut hair. 868 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:34,534 Anyway, being a nurse is great, but... 869 00:34:34,617 --> 00:34:38,913 it's also fucking hard and dark 870 00:34:38,996 --> 00:34:40,581 and sometimes hella boring. 871 00:34:40,664 --> 00:34:44,544 Like, I watch somebody die every day 872 00:34:44,626 --> 00:34:46,253 and have so much paperwork. 873 00:34:46,378 --> 00:34:51,008 So I just wanted something for myself. 874 00:34:51,092 --> 00:34:55,596 I wanted to feel cool or hot, 875 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:59,267 put on something other than scrubs. 876 00:34:59,392 --> 00:35:01,310 - Lance, I... 877 00:35:01,436 --> 00:35:02,437 I'm so sorry. 878 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,730 - I mean, don't get me wrong. 879 00:35:03,813 --> 00:35:04,939 I rock scrubs. 880 00:35:05,064 --> 00:35:07,608 - No, I... 881 00:35:07,692 --> 00:35:09,372 I'm sorry I didn't ask you about that stuff 882 00:35:09,444 --> 00:35:12,947 when we were together. I... 883 00:35:14,449 --> 00:35:18,286 [crying] God, I really fucked everything up. 884 00:35:19,495 --> 00:35:21,122 - Yeah, you did, yo. 885 00:35:21,205 --> 00:35:23,040 [both laugh] 886 00:35:23,124 --> 00:35:26,502 You were just so in your head. 887 00:35:26,627 --> 00:35:29,047 And who cares if your job is dumb sometimes 888 00:35:29,130 --> 00:35:31,257 if you love it? 889 00:35:31,340 --> 00:35:33,468 And you're not saving lives, 890 00:35:33,593 --> 00:35:35,720 but I bet your mom was scared tonight. 891 00:35:35,803 --> 00:35:38,431 And Chase. 892 00:35:38,514 --> 00:35:39,932 And you were there. 893 00:35:44,479 --> 00:35:47,482 - I was there. 894 00:35:47,607 --> 00:35:50,526 So what you're saying is, being a manager 895 00:35:50,651 --> 00:35:52,987 is as good as being a nurse. 896 00:35:53,112 --> 00:35:54,113 - Hell yeah. 897 00:35:54,197 --> 00:35:57,116 That's how to look at it. 898 00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:01,662 - Even though I'm not technically a manager anymore. 899 00:36:01,746 --> 00:36:04,791 Which is maybe a sign I'm not supposed to be? 900 00:36:04,874 --> 00:36:06,501 - Hmm. 901 00:36:10,671 --> 00:36:14,675 - I really do miss you, you know. 902 00:36:16,094 --> 00:36:17,428 - And my big dick? 903 00:36:17,512 --> 00:36:19,931 - Actually, I think it's smaller than Cary 904 00:36:20,014 --> 00:36:21,641 and Streeter's now. 905 00:36:26,187 --> 00:36:29,899 - I miss you too, B. 906 00:36:30,024 --> 00:36:33,236 Every day. 907 00:36:33,361 --> 00:36:34,612 And I hate to cut this short, 908 00:36:34,695 --> 00:36:36,447 but I do have an overnight right now. 909 00:36:36,531 --> 00:36:38,550 - Oh, yeah, no, that's... That's... uh, that's okay. 910 00:36:38,574 --> 00:36:41,494 I... but, um, if I... 911 00:36:41,577 --> 00:36:43,246 If I haven't fucked things up too much, 912 00:36:43,371 --> 00:36:47,750 do you think that we could maybe 913 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:49,544 talk again, or... 914 00:36:52,004 --> 00:36:54,382 - Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah. 915 00:36:54,465 --> 00:36:56,342 But maybe we take things slow, okay? 916 00:36:56,426 --> 00:36:58,553 Not rush into anything. - No... yeah, no. 917 00:36:58,636 --> 00:37:01,973 Um, whatever you need. 918 00:37:02,056 --> 00:37:03,850 - Okay. 919 00:37:06,310 --> 00:37:09,522 [thunder rumbling] 920 00:37:11,065 --> 00:37:13,568 Okay, well, bye, B. 921 00:37:13,693 --> 00:37:16,404 We'll talk soon. - Okay. 922 00:37:25,037 --> 00:37:28,750 [sighs] 923 00:37:28,875 --> 00:37:30,752 - Ah, fuck it. Let's just go fast. 924 00:37:30,877 --> 00:37:31,753 - What? 925 00:37:31,836 --> 00:37:34,922 [NAYAD's "Red Carpet Sand"] 926 00:37:35,048 --> 00:37:35,709 ? ? 927 00:37:41,512 --> 00:37:44,432 God, I love that it's raining. 928 00:37:44,557 --> 00:37:46,934 Could you maybe pick me up? 929 00:37:47,018 --> 00:37:49,187 - Hell yeah, I'm picking you up, girl. 930 00:37:49,270 --> 00:37:50,646 [both laugh] 931 00:37:50,772 --> 00:37:56,486 - ? It's not really that bad ? 932 00:37:56,611 --> 00:37:59,781 [horns honking] 933 00:38:01,991 --> 00:38:03,659 [bell rings] - All right, everyone. 934 00:38:03,785 --> 00:38:05,637 They're walking in right now. You know the drill. 935 00:38:05,661 --> 00:38:07,288 This is just a normal family dinner. 936 00:38:07,413 --> 00:38:10,124 Oh, and Pat wanted me to thank you all for doing this again. 937 00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:12,085 Okay. Action, everyone. 938 00:38:12,168 --> 00:38:13,753 [upbeat music playing] 939 00:38:13,836 --> 00:38:16,964 - Thank you, Lance. Hello. 940 00:38:17,048 --> 00:38:18,883 - Can't believe you wanted to come back here. 941 00:38:18,966 --> 00:38:20,760 - Well, I was gonna take us to the Smith 942 00:38:20,843 --> 00:38:23,638 and wear my prosthetics, but I couldn't find my nose. 943 00:38:23,721 --> 00:38:24,972 - Whoops. - So this was 944 00:38:25,098 --> 00:38:26,682 my only other option if I wanted us all 945 00:38:26,808 --> 00:38:28,726 to go eat together but still be left alone. 946 00:38:28,810 --> 00:38:30,603 - But I thought you hated having to do 947 00:38:30,686 --> 00:38:32,146 prosthetics and this stuff. 948 00:38:32,230 --> 00:38:35,316 - Well, I am one of the most famous women alive, 949 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,068 so what the fuck else am I gonna do? 950 00:38:37,151 --> 00:38:38,528 It is what it is. 951 00:38:38,653 --> 00:38:39,987 And I do think this will be 952 00:38:40,071 --> 00:38:41,572 a little more normal than last time. 953 00:38:41,656 --> 00:38:44,075 - How? This seems just as not normal. 954 00:38:44,158 --> 00:38:46,369 Both: Peas and carrots. - Oh. Hey, wait. 955 00:38:46,494 --> 00:38:47,578 - What? - I almost forgot. 956 00:38:47,662 --> 00:38:49,622 I did have these. Sorry. 957 00:38:49,705 --> 00:38:51,999 I found them while we were unpacking Lance's stuff. 958 00:38:52,083 --> 00:38:55,336 - See? I told you. 959 00:38:55,461 --> 00:38:57,839 - Hey. Sorry I'm late. - [gasps] Cary! 960 00:38:57,964 --> 00:39:00,425 - Lance? - Hell yeah. What up, Car? 961 00:39:00,508 --> 00:39:02,260 - Wait, are you two back together? 962 00:39:02,343 --> 00:39:04,011 Hooray! Okay. How's it going? 963 00:39:04,095 --> 00:39:06,431 - Mostly good, but it is early days again, 964 00:39:06,514 --> 00:39:09,851 so your sister has been a little relentless physically. 965 00:39:09,976 --> 00:39:11,978 - Ah. - Anyway, Cary, so how was it? 966 00:39:12,061 --> 00:39:14,188 Are you just getting back from Curtis's birthday week? 967 00:39:14,313 --> 00:39:18,693 - Oh. Um, weirdly, no. I am not. 968 00:39:18,818 --> 00:39:22,029 Curtis, uh, said he wasn't quite ready 969 00:39:22,113 --> 00:39:23,239 to have me stay yet. 970 00:39:23,322 --> 00:39:24,866 - Oh, Car. - Oh, no. It's okay. 971 00:39:24,991 --> 00:39:28,411 Um, so I kind of wandered the beach 972 00:39:28,536 --> 00:39:29,954 and was like, "Now what?" 973 00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:32,123 And then my agent called me back and said 974 00:39:32,206 --> 00:39:33,642 that Harry Styles wanted to join the movie. 975 00:39:33,666 --> 00:39:34,751 - What? - Yo! 976 00:39:34,876 --> 00:39:36,294 - Oh. - Yeah, and they found 977 00:39:36,377 --> 00:39:37,795 financing another way too. 978 00:39:37,879 --> 00:39:39,130 - Oh. 979 00:39:39,213 --> 00:39:40,715 - But I just... 980 00:39:40,798 --> 00:39:43,676 I felt like it wasn't the right move for me still. 981 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,764 Like, I still just needed to stop and not 982 00:39:47,889 --> 00:39:49,599 do another thing right away. 983 00:39:49,724 --> 00:39:54,103 So I weirdly just stayed at the beach, alone. 984 00:39:54,228 --> 00:39:55,605 - What... what do you mean? 985 00:39:55,730 --> 00:39:58,691 - Like, I just weirdly hung up 986 00:39:58,775 --> 00:40:00,610 and stayed by myself 987 00:40:00,735 --> 00:40:04,655 and kept walking 988 00:40:04,739 --> 00:40:07,784 until it was so late, I was like, 989 00:40:07,909 --> 00:40:09,535 "What am I even doing?" 990 00:40:09,619 --> 00:40:11,996 - Hey, how's it going? - Hi. 991 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,999 But then I saw one of those little cute beach houses 992 00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:18,920 with a Vrbo sign, so I randomly called the lady. 993 00:40:19,045 --> 00:40:20,647 [table clatters] - Oop, sorry, Car. Continue. 994 00:40:20,671 --> 00:40:22,340 Just gotta use the restroom. 995 00:40:22,423 --> 00:40:23,716 Lance, wanna join? 996 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,760 - Oh, again? - [chuckles] 997 00:40:25,843 --> 00:40:29,263 - Uh, and yeah, I rented it for the week. 998 00:40:29,347 --> 00:40:30,681 Is that so weird? 999 00:40:30,765 --> 00:40:32,266 - No, honey. It's nice. 1000 00:40:32,350 --> 00:40:36,687 - Yeah, and I literally just read... 1001 00:40:36,771 --> 00:40:39,774 Or pretended to read, at first. 1002 00:40:39,899 --> 00:40:43,778 But then I did. I actually read a whole book. 1003 00:40:45,655 --> 00:40:48,491 And I swam 1004 00:40:48,616 --> 00:40:51,244 in the ocean. 1005 00:40:51,327 --> 00:40:54,205 Or stood in the ocean. 1006 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,167 And I went to the store... 1007 00:40:58,292 --> 00:41:00,545 [waves crashing] 1008 00:41:00,628 --> 00:41:03,840 [indistinct chatter] 1009 00:41:10,930 --> 00:41:13,015 - Hey. 1010 00:41:13,141 --> 00:41:14,976 I know you. 1011 00:41:15,101 --> 00:41:16,310 - Oh, hey. Um... 1012 00:41:16,394 --> 00:41:18,187 - Uh, Terrence. 1013 00:41:18,312 --> 00:41:19,355 - Yeah. 1014 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,274 Hey, how are you? - Oh, I'm great. 1015 00:41:21,357 --> 00:41:23,151 Oh, this is my partner, Ted. 1016 00:41:23,276 --> 00:41:25,653 Ted, this is Cary Dubek, the guest actor 1017 00:41:25,737 --> 00:41:27,613 from "Emily Overruled" I was telling you about. 1018 00:41:27,697 --> 00:41:29,157 - Oh, you're the reason 1019 00:41:29,282 --> 00:41:30,992 why we missed our reservation at Lilia. 1020 00:41:31,117 --> 00:41:33,369 - [laughs] - Sorry. Yeah. 1021 00:41:33,494 --> 00:41:35,329 I, uh... sorry. That... 1022 00:41:35,413 --> 00:41:37,790 - I'm just teasing. - Are you by yourself? 1023 00:41:37,874 --> 00:41:39,500 - Yeah. - Hey, you want to join? 1024 00:41:39,584 --> 00:41:41,753 We're putting salmon on. 1025 00:41:41,836 --> 00:41:44,297 - Oh, you sure? I don't want to intrude. 1026 00:41:44,380 --> 00:41:46,140 - Oh, please. We've been here a week already. 1027 00:41:46,174 --> 00:41:47,592 We're sick of each other. Come on. 1028 00:41:47,675 --> 00:41:50,970 I'll introduce you. 1029 00:41:51,054 --> 00:41:52,764 Hey, everybody. This is Cary Dubek. 1030 00:41:52,847 --> 00:41:54,015 - Hi, Cary. - Hi. 1031 00:41:54,140 --> 00:41:55,380 - We worked together on "Emily." 1032 00:41:55,475 --> 00:41:56,642 - Oh, nice. - Yeah, hey. 1033 00:41:56,726 --> 00:41:58,102 - Uh, this is Bob. - Hey, Bob. Hey. 1034 00:41:58,186 --> 00:41:59,979 - ? Feel like I'm at this age ? 1035 00:42:00,063 --> 00:42:03,274 ? Where I've lived long enough to stress ? 1036 00:42:03,357 --> 00:42:07,320 ? Making the most of what's left ? 1037 00:42:07,403 --> 00:42:09,030 ? Yeah, I can feel a little lost ? 1038 00:42:09,155 --> 00:42:10,698 [chair scrapes] - Whew. 1039 00:42:10,782 --> 00:42:12,302 Forgot those bathrooms aren't finished. 1040 00:42:12,366 --> 00:42:14,494 A PA just saw a lot. 1041 00:42:14,577 --> 00:42:15,953 Anyway, what did we miss? 1042 00:42:16,037 --> 00:42:18,372 Something sweet about the beach? 1043 00:42:18,456 --> 00:42:19,624 - Yes, Brooke. 1044 00:42:19,707 --> 00:42:21,584 Something sweet about the beach. 1045 00:42:21,709 --> 00:42:23,461 - ? What makes a life good? ? 1046 00:42:23,544 --> 00:42:26,714 ? If you know, can you tell me? ? 1047 00:42:26,839 --> 00:42:30,468 ? Loving somebody, making lots of ? 1048 00:42:30,551 --> 00:42:31,719 [horns honking] 1049 00:42:31,803 --> 00:42:34,472 [phone buzzing] 1050 00:42:34,555 --> 00:42:35,723 - Hey. - Hey! 1051 00:42:35,807 --> 00:42:37,183 I started getting emails. 1052 00:42:37,266 --> 00:42:38,559 - What? What emails? 1053 00:42:38,684 --> 00:42:40,245 - From people who want you to represent them. 1054 00:42:40,269 --> 00:42:42,230 Like I said I would! - That was real? 1055 00:42:42,355 --> 00:42:44,732 I thought you were just Streetering. 1056 00:42:44,816 --> 00:42:46,692 - [laughs] Nope. I'm forwarding them now. 1057 00:42:46,776 --> 00:42:48,486 [phone beeping] 1058 00:42:48,569 --> 00:42:51,406 - Wait. Holy shit. 1059 00:42:51,531 --> 00:42:54,325 These are the biggest names in literal Hollywood. 1060 00:42:54,409 --> 00:42:56,702 Why would they want me? - Are you kidding? 1061 00:42:56,786 --> 00:42:58,287 You took the fall for your clients. 1062 00:42:58,413 --> 00:43:00,748 And everyone knows a good manager is someone 1063 00:43:00,832 --> 00:43:02,500 willing to be the bad guy. 1064 00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:04,210 - Oh, my God. 1065 00:43:04,293 --> 00:43:06,546 So it's good... 1066 00:43:06,629 --> 00:43:08,339 to be bad? 1067 00:43:08,423 --> 00:43:11,551 [Everybody Loves an Outlaw's "So Good When You're Bad"] 1068 00:43:11,634 --> 00:43:16,013 ? ? 1069 00:43:16,097 --> 00:43:20,810 - Okay. So I am now your solo manager. 1070 00:43:20,935 --> 00:43:23,312 - I just... I still feel so bad about Brooke. 1071 00:43:23,438 --> 00:43:25,106 - Oh, I know, buddy. 1072 00:43:25,231 --> 00:43:27,111 But she knows that you're still just a good kid, 1073 00:43:27,191 --> 00:43:29,610 and that you hated pretending to be bad before, 1074 00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:31,612 with all those disgusting tattoos. 1075 00:43:31,696 --> 00:43:33,573 - Absolutely. Look, so you made 1076 00:43:33,656 --> 00:43:35,575 a one-time mistake with that tweet. 1077 00:43:35,658 --> 00:43:37,493 It shouldn't ruin your life. 1078 00:43:37,618 --> 00:43:39,162 - Yeah. Yeah, okay. 1079 00:43:39,287 --> 00:43:41,390 Oh. But I actually did get one of those tattoos, though. 1080 00:43:41,414 --> 00:43:42,957 - You did what, now? - Come again? 1081 00:43:43,082 --> 00:43:44,959 - Yeah, I got the Piglet, but with boobs. 1082 00:43:45,084 --> 00:43:47,628 Thought it was funny. And cool. 1083 00:43:47,754 --> 00:43:50,089 Both: Uh-oh. 1084 00:43:50,173 --> 00:43:55,720 - ? You're so good when you're bad ? 1085 00:43:55,803 --> 00:43:58,264 ? You're so cruel ? 1086 00:43:58,347 --> 00:44:02,018 ? You're the best that's ever been ? 1087 00:44:02,068 --> 00:44:06,618 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0